Tagged, huh? Okay, I'll play too... but in the interest of letting people's imaginations go "WTF?!?" I'm gonna keep them short, sweet and with no explanations.
...So, here's some 8 facts about me because I got tagged by
The rules:
1.Post these rules
2.Each person must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3.Tags should write a journal of these facts
4.At the end of this post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5.Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged
Once upon a time I… * ...had a summer job as a secretary at a cemetery.
* ...also had a job as a male model.
* ...rock climbed over shark-infested waters.
* ... punched a Navy SEAL in the face.
* ...jumped off a bridge, cuz all my friends were doing it too, of course.
* ...dated a communist.
* ...tried to get an ex-girlfriend deported (not the communist).
* ...made a huge holiday mistake that dominoed into basically all the life paths I’ve been on for the past couple years.
Okay, here’s my 8 peeps, plus a couple extra for good measure.
...was so hard to choose.
Optimism
Devious Comments
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People don't Judges the Book From it's Cover... But I Do...
When I was younger, it was a guy who was studying under the same martial arts master as me. He was a total badass, but one time when we were sparring I did manage to clock him really good, square in the noodle. Of course, a few minutes later, he side-kicked me right in the chest, sending me back over a meter.
...but what's scarier is the idiots who try to buy burial plots cuz they think it counts as investing in the land market.
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"It never occured to you that people don't usually end up with other people's body parts unless a crime has been committed?" -Sven Kjellqvist
Long-story short: This girl I had been dating for a couple years left the US to visit family in her home country. She didn't realize until the flight back that while she was abroad, her visa had expired... but in the days of pre-9-11 security, she somehow slipped back into the country anyway.
Fast-forward several months: She and I have a super-messy breakup, and in one of my less mature moments, I called INS to try to kick her ass out of here. Unfortunately, they said even though she entered illegally (which was a crime last I checked) they wouldn't do anything because her status was now legal again.
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"It never occured to you that people don't usually end up with other people's body parts unless a crime has been committed?" -Sven Kjellqvist
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